I'll punch a bee I don't give a fuck

i want sex like right now


sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

"Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant.”
Unknown (via naomilku)
"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.”
— Léa Seydoux talking about American films  (via thesoutherly)